In Defense of Slim Thug

» 10 June 2010 »

Times must be hard when a rapper, that’s  only known as the guy who dated the 3rd most famous member of Destiny’s Child (Letoya Luckett), has to come out and voice his opinion against black women and offer dating/relationship advice.  I know nothing about this thug called Slim, a name which is quite inappropriate unless he’s been on a Slim Fast diet. In any event, after researching  Slim Thug, which took all of 3 minutes, I do have to come out in his defense.

Like most rappers, Slim Thug was born in the early 80′s, 1980 to be precise. It’s best to assume the house or apartment Slim Thug was raised in was built anywhere from the 50′s to the 60′s, possibly even earlier than that. A commonality that was shared in housing back then was lead paint. As most people know, lead paint poisoning can be linked to learning disabilities or social retardation. (Which mainly lead to the short bus population.) Most people became afflicted with lead paint poisoning may have participated in activities like licking window sills, and eating paint chips when they were children.

Imagine the vast amounts of window sills and lead paint chips Slim Thug could have possibly eaten as a child–to turn him into the fucking retarded adult he is today. Apparently, his mother just didn’t take notice and allowed it to develop further.  I’m going to assume, they didn’t have attorneys on tv advertising their lead paint lawsuit victories.  Actually, his mother could have prevented any of this from happening if she would have swallowed the night he was procreated.

Since none of  above happened, we’re now left with a rapper who is proud that his girlfriend went to Columbia University and that the white half of her does things for him. I’m sure it’s the white half of her also, that hasn’t admitted to her parents who her loser boyfriend is.

In any event, Slim Thug’s opinion on the state of black women, is just as irrelevant as everyone else’s. I’m just going to assume the negro is a by-product of window sill licking & lead paint poisoning because that’s the only excuse I can come up with in regards to why he’s a fucking retard.

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  • Kdperkins1

    I laughed hysterically at this!!! Matter of fact, Im still laughing…lmao!

  • Kdperkins1

    I laughed hysterically at this!!! Matter of fact, Im still laughing…lmao!

  • http://www.facebook.com/angelicdemon Ashley

    nice :)